Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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