Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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