Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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