I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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