I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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