Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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