I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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