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• (775): View more from Nevada

  somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye

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• (530): View more from California

  regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I was tackling you out of excitement

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  Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls

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• (510): View more from California

  You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.

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• (619): View more from California

  No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?

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