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(810): View more from Michigan

I wish I could teleport

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(810): I wish I could teleport http://tfl.nu/48ko

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(404): View more from Georgia

It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.

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No one shows this much boob at breakfast

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(404): It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast. (1-404): No one shows this much boob at breakfast http://tfl.nu/tvt6

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?

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(860): Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be? http://tfl.nu/i247

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!

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(414): I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name! http://tfl.nu/m6pe

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(317): View more from Indiana

having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween

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(317): having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween http://tfl.nu/sqve

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(917): View more from New York City

i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley

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(917): i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley http://tfl.nu/xm6d

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.

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(901): He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless. http://tfl.nu/gg4g

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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.

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(760): It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major. http://tfl.nu/zd3s

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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta

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(814): She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta http://tfl.nu/cr5h

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(732): View more from New Jersey

There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know

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(732): There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know http://tfl.nu/hfe3

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(212): View more from New York

Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?

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(212): Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'? http://tfl.nu/4fhn

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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns

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(509): Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns http://tfl.nu/s30q

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(216): View more from Ohio

Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..

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(216): Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started.. http://tfl.nu/1p0k

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(973): View more from New Jersey

THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.

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(973): THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK. http://tfl.nu/ffuw

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.

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(612): I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone. http://tfl.nu/naxz

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