This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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