I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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