so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing