Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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