I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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