did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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