Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm getting married
To pizza
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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