I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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