He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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