i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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