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That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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