Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Randomize
