Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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