'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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