She said her name was "party"
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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