Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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