HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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