Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
It's Friday. Sex?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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