I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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