we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
