just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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