Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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