DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
