talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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