I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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