my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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