just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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