i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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