and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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