Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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