You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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