i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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