she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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