She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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