just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
