Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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