she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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