I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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