When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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