Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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