in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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