Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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