This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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