fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I believe in your delicious
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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