I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he thought i was a dude.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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