I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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