Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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