I wish I could punch you in the face.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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